manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

(via somebody-who)

jagkcitybitch:

Things people don’t get to choose:

  • Sexual Orientation
  • Gender Identity
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Appearance
  • Disabilities
  • Mental Illnesses
  • Race

Things people do get to choose

  • To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over

(Source: gxylien, via lanashiftdelrey)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via toocooltobehipster)

bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

image

(via happiest)

bewbin:

i went to somebodies blog and checked their me tag and there was no pictures of me im tired of all this lying and backstabbing

(via lanashiftdelrey)

ruinedchildhood:

When your crush transfers to your class

ruinedchildhood:

When your crush transfers to your class

(via official-susan-b-anthony)

hellacatholic:

when i was little my mom told me that you get a baby when you share something special with someone and one day this boys mom brought him mcdonald’s for lunch and he shared his fries with me so i was like “when are we having the baby” 

(Source: 9rimes, via hi)